December 2010
skyping with boyfriend
he doesnt have his shirt on
i think i might die <3_____<3
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO CUTE GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH
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mliaverage:
My friend and I are big Harry Potter fans, so we made up a game were our pencils are our wands and you can cast 2 spells every period at school. Also you can only say avada kedavra once in the last 2 periods. you have to act like the spell actually hit you. in the middle of the hallway she screamed, “CRUCIO!” So i had to lay down and twitch in the middle of the hallway. i have never...
GOD I AM SO GROSS WHAT AM I THINKING
November 2010
ifeelyouinmyboness asked: Thats coool :) I reblogged a picture of a girl with half blonde yesterday I think it's great!
ifeelyouinmyboness asked: IS HALF YOUR HEAD BLONDE?
ugh yes jawbreaker is on tv i’ve been wanting to watch this movie for so long and i’ve been too lazy to find a good quality movie online god i am so lazy
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(941): i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
~*~GPOY~*~
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WatchGirl, Interrupted
my sister’s puppy had a seizure oh my god :c
my sister said she felt her start shaking and she looked at her and she was like seizuring and her mouth was foaming and she went still and her eyes started rolling back so my mom started giving her cpr and they thought she had died but then she like snapped out of it and woke up and was all slow and confused :ccc my mom and my sister are taking...
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ifeelyouinmyboness asked: "i just seen this guy walking down the street" DRIVES ME NUTS, IT IS NOT OKAY
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when people say "i seen ___" instead of "i've seen...
for example, when talking about watching paranormal activity 2 in theaters: “Oh yeah i seen it last week.” or “Oh yeah i seen it twice.”
pretend this is a picture of 2 teen moms i know at a party holding bottles of alcohol and their heads are cropped off of the photo and the words “Just Ur Average Teen Moms Hangin Out<333” flashing in the center.
People like Phaedra should not have children
akidnamedcarla:
herpesnest-:
akidnamedcarla:
how do you not know your due date?
why are you on real housewives, when you need to be on 16 and pregnant.
OMG THANK YOU! tell me that it doesn’t seem weird that whenever someone asks her how many weeks she is she just brushes the question aside like “honey, i don’t know, i don’t keep track of that stuff” ughhh i want to strangle herrr! have...
People like Phaedra should not have children
akidnamedcarla:
how do you not know your due date?
why are you on real housewives, when you need to be on 16 and pregnant.
OMG THANK YOU! tell me that it doesn’t seem weird that whenever someone asks her how many weeks she is she just brushes the question aside like “honey, i don’t know, i don’t keep track of that stuff” ughhh i want to strangle herrr! have you...
“Well, I didn’t have an orgasm…”
– Barbara Walters
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OR MAYBE IT’S THE WAY HE MUTES THE TV EVERY TIME HE TALKS OH MY GOD
why is my dad bothering me so much right now? maybe it’s his preferred volume for the tv. maybe it’s his feet. maybe it’s the way he’s sitting. maybe it’s the way he’s flossing his teeth while watching football. maybe it’s the amount of football he’s been watching lately. maybe it’s the way he asks me to google and youtube fights from one of...
Aw man buttcrack girl wasnt in class today :-(
I should really keep a lint roller in my car because that’s one of the biggest things that makes me feel nervous fnhdj ew lint ew pet hair
